Julian Tuwim
QuotationsA flea--an insect which has gone to the dogs.
A horse has four legs. One at each corner.
A new sickness--medalomania.
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.
A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?
Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.
Corpus delicti--a delicious body.
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.
Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.
Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.
In partibus infidelium--she is unfaithful but only partly.
Life--a lifelong death sentence.
Raisin--a worried grape.
Success--something your friends will never forgive you.
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.
Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.
MemorableQuotations.com
Memorable Quotations:
Jewish Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
Irish Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
Famous Teachers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
Philosophers of Western Civilization
Memorable Quotations:
American Women Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
French Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
English Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
Massachusetts Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
Humorists, Wits, and Satirists of the Past
A Saigon Party:
And Other Vietnam War Short Stories
Memories Are Like Clouds
Memorable Quotations: Actors
Memorable Quotations: American Women Writers
Memorable Quotations: African-American Writers
Memorable Quotations: Teachers and Educators
Memorable Quotations: Short Story Writers
Memorable Quotations: War Correspondents
Memorable Quotations: British Women Writers
Memorable Quotations: Science Fiction Writers
Memorable Quotations: British Prime Ministers
Memorable Quotations: U. S. States
What famous people are from your state?
Memorable Quotations: U. S. Supreme Court Justices
Memorable Quotations: Humorists, Wits, Satirists (A - H)
Memorable Quotations: Humorists, Wits, Satirists (I - P)
Memorable Quotations: Humorists, Wits, Satirists (Q - Z)
Memorable Quotations: Latin American Writers
Memorable Quotations: Past Political Leaders of Massachusetts