A flea--an insect which has gone to the dogs.
A horse has four legs. One at each corner.
A new sickness--medalomania.
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.
A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?
Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.
Corpus delicti--a delicious body.
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.
Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.
Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.
In partibus infidelium--she is unfaithful but only partly.
Life--a lifelong death sentence.
Raisin--a worried grape.
Success--something your friends will never forgive you.
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.
Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.
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