Julian Tuwim
Quotations


A flea--an insect which has gone to the dogs.

A horse has four legs. One at each corner.

A new sickness--medalomania.

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?

Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.

Corpus delicti--a delicious body.

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.

Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.

Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.

Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.

In partibus infidelium--she is unfaithful but only partly.

Life--a lifelong death sentence.

Raisin--a worried grape.

Success--something your friends will never forgive you.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.



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