Will Rogers

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do--well, that's Memoirs.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

You can't say that civilization don't advance . . . for in every war they kill you a new way.


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