George Jean Nathan
I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
One does not go to the theater to see life and nature; one goes to see the particular way in which life and nature happen to look to a cultivated, imaginative and entertaining man who happens, in turn, to be a playwright.
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
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