H. L. Mencken
QuotationsNo matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married, too.
Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
The only cure for contempt is countercontempt.
There are people who read too much: bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on whiskey or religion. They wander through this most diverting and stimulating of worlds in a haze, seeing nothing and hearing nothing.
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.
The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
It is impossible to think of a man of any actual force and originality, universally recognized as having those qualities, who spent his whole life appraising and describing the work of other men.
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
H. L. Mencken at Amazon
MemorableQuotations.com
Memorable Quotations:
Jewish Writers of the Past
Jewish Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
Irish Writers of the Past
Irish Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
Famous Teachers of the Past
Famous Teachers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
Philosophers of Western Civilization
Philosophers of Western Civilization
Memorable Quotations:
American Women Writers of the Past
American Women Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
French Writers of the Past
French Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
English Writers of the Past
English Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
Massachusetts Writers of the Past
Massachusetts Writers of the Past
Memorable Quotations:
Humorists, Wits, and Satirists of the Past
Humorists, Wits, and Satirists of the Past
A Saigon Party:
And Other Vietnam War Short Stories
And Other Vietnam War Short Stories
Memories Are Like Clouds
Memorable Quotations: Actors
Memorable Quotations: American Women Writers
Memorable Quotations: African-American Writers
Memorable Quotations: Teachers and Educators
Memorable Quotations: Short Story Writers
Memorable Quotations: War Correspondents
Memorable Quotations: British Women Writers
Memorable Quotations: Science Fiction Writers
Memorable Quotations: British Prime Ministers
Memorable Quotations: U. S. States
What famous people are from your state?
What famous people are from your state?
Memorable Quotations: U. S. Supreme Court Justices
Memorable Quotations: Humorists, Wits, Satirists (A - H)
Memorable Quotations: Humorists, Wits, Satirists (I - P)
Memorable Quotations: Humorists, Wits, Satirists (Q - Z)
Memorable Quotations: Latin American Writers
Memorable Quotations: Past Political Leaders of Massachusetts
Memorable Quotations: Critics
Memorable Quotations: Editors
Memorable Quotations: English Writers
Memorable Quotations: Essayists
Memorable Quotations: French Writers
Memorable Quotations: Poets
Proverbs
Memorable Quotations: Irish Writers
Memorable Quotations: Journalists
Memorable Quotations: Lawyers
Memorable Quotations: Novelists
Memorable Quotations: Philosophers
Memorable Quotations: Playwrights
Quotations by Subjects
Memorable Quotations: Women Writers
Memorable Quotations: Abolitionists
Memorable Quotations: American Democrats
Memorable Quotations: American First Ladies
Memorable Quotations: American Presidents
Memorable Quotations: American Republicans
Memorable Quotations: Anthropologists
Memorable Quotations: Artists
Memorable Quotations: Australian Writers
Memorable Quotations: Austrian Writers
Memorable Quotations: Baseball Players
Memorable Quotations: Biographers
Memorable Quotations: Business Leaders
Memorable Quotations: Canadian Writers
Memorable Quotations: Columnists
Memorable Quotations: Comedians
Memorable Quotations: Dancers
Memorable Quotations: Danish Writers
Memorable Quotations: Diarists
Memorable Quotations: Doctors
Memorable Quotations: Economists
Memorable Quotations: Edwardian Writers
Memorable Quotations: Elizabethan Writers
Memorable Quotations: Existentialists
Memorable Quotations: Feminists
Memorable Quotations: Filmmakers
Memorable Quotations: German Writers
Memorable Quotations: Germans
Memorable Quotations: Greeks
Memorable Quotations: Historians
Memorable Quotations: Italian Writers
Memorable Quotations: Jewish Women Writers
Memorable Quotations: Jewish Writers
Memorable Quotations: Lecturers
Memorable Quotations: Letter Writers
Memorable Quotations: Massachusetts Writers
Memorable Quotations: Mathematicians
Memorable Quotations: Military Leaders
Memorable Quotations: Moralists
Memorable Quotations: Musicians
Memorable Quotations: Mystics
Memorable Quotations: Nobel Prize Winners
Memorable Quotations: Norwegian Writers
Memorable Quotations: Nurses
Memorable Quotations: Orators
Memorable Quotations: Photographers
Memorable Quotations: Pilots
Memorable Quotations: Poles
Memorable Quotations: Polish Writers
Memorable Quotations: Political Theorists
Memorable Quotations: Politicians (A - L)
Memorable Quotations: Politicians (M - Z)
Memorable Quotations: Psychiatrists
Memorable Quotations: Pulitzer Prize Winners
Memorable Quotations: Reformers
Memorable Quotations: Religious Leaders
Memorable Quotations: Restoration Dramatists
Memorable Quotations: Romans
Memorable Quotations: Royalty
Memorable Quotations: Russian Writers
Memorable Quotations: Saints
Memorable Quotations: Scientists
Memorable Quotations: Scots
Memorable Quotations: Scottish Writers
Memorable Quotations: Screenwriters
Memorable Quotations: Singers
Memorable Quotations: Social Workers
Memorable Quotations: Socialites
Memorable Quotations: Sociologists
Memorable Quotations: Songwriters
Memorable Quotations: Spanish Writers
Memorable Quotations: Speechwriters
Memorable Quotations: Sports Figures
Memorable Quotations: Statesmen
Memorable Quotations: Suffragettes
Memorable Quotations: Swedish Writers
Memorable Quotations: Translators
Memorable Quotations: Victorian Writers
Memorable Quotations: Zodiac Signs
Christmas Carols
Books by Carol Dingle
Books by Diana Dell
A Literary Quiz
MemorableQuotations.com
http://www.memorablequotations.com
http://www.memorablequotations.com