Finley Peter Dunne

Alcohol is nicissary fír a man so that now aní thin he can have a good opinion iv himsilf, ondisturbed be thí facts.

A manís idea in a card game is war -- cruel, devastating and pitiless. A ladyís idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien . . . that the more you see it the better you like it.

Memorable Quotations: American Humorists and Wits
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